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This is so Funny
« on: January 17, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/01/15/race_is_in_a_spinout/

Race is in a spinout

By Brian McGrory, Globe Columnist  |  January 15, 2010

Martha Coakley made a jaw-dropping declaration earlier this week at the only live televised debate in Boston that she has deigned to do. She said, and I quote, “I’ve traveled the state and met tremendous people.’’

If she did, it was under the cover of darkness, with an assumed name.

Because if she had really traveled the state, if she had taken the time to meet voters, Coakley wouldn’t be in the position she finds herself in now, heading into the final weekend of this special election campaign in a perilously close race against a GOP state legislator nobody had heard of a mere six months ago.

Back in December, Coakley beat her closest opponent by 19 points in a primary in which she got stronger by the day. She strolled into the general election with high name recognition, strong favorability ratings, and as the Democratic candidate in a state that hasn’t elected a Republican to the Senate since 1972. It looked as if it would be impossible to lose.

So what did she do? Apparently, she’s tried to accomplish the impossible.

Literally, she all but vanished. She refused to debate on TV unless it was exactly on her terms. She went days without venturing out in public. When she did appear, it was typically to accept endorsements from elected officials or union heads in front of supportive crowds. She may have gone the first month of the campaign without ever meeting an honest-to-goodness rank-and-file undecided resident.

Campaigns are an opportunity for candidates to hear from the public they want to represent, but Coakley doesn’t seem to believe this is necessary. At a rare meet-and-greet with voters Wednesday, she worked a room of a couple of hundred senior citizens in Dorchester in under 10 minutes. Then she turned her back on the crowd as she spoke to reporters, leaving the seniors to awkwardly applaud remarks they weren’t meant to hear.

As she quickly made her way to the exits, it took an outreach worker at the senior center to insist that she address the crowd, which she did, and well.

Voters are smart. They want their next senator to take on all comers, to be aggressive and passionate in pursuit of such a critical office at a singular time. In Coakley, they see someone who hasn’t earned their support. Worse, they see someone who assumed she’d get it.

Scott Brown may not share the political values of most of the state and may lack the experience for the US Senate. And, let’s be honest, his nights probably aren’t tied up with Mensa meetings. But he’s out there hustling, meeting, asking, and convincing. People respect that, a lot.

With polls tightening, the pressure is starting to show on Coakley. A normally shrewd and polite Coakley adviser got physical with a reporter trying to approach the candidate on a Washington, D.C., sidewalk (message: She can’t handle questions). Coakley later made reference to “Scott Brown stalkers’’ (new message: She rattles easily).

Coakley was on the telephone yesterday putting some impressive spin on a white-knuckles situation. She repeated her assertion that the short duration of a special election meant that daily meet-and-greets with voters wouldn’t work. She also said the sudden closeness would help her get supporters to the polls in an election in which turnout is critical.

“It’s energized a lot of people in the state who thought it might have been a cakewalk,’’ she said.

Prominent Democrats in Boston are privately seething at the candidate and her campaign. First and foremost, they see the immediate impact defeat could have on the health care overhaul. Beyond that, they fret about the seismic impact a Republican victory in Massachusetts would have on Obama’s national standing. And they are nearly despondent about what a defeat would mean to Ted Kennedy’s legacy and memory.

We’re at an amazing point right now in which nobody knows what will happen Tuesday. And it’s not because of anything Coakley did, but because of everything she didn’t.

McGrory is a Globe columnist. He can be reached at mcgrory@globe.com. 



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Re: This is so Funny
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 09:56:07 PM »
I would like to see the Health care question thrown back for a fresh start.

But would winning this one seat be peaking early?

A year hence we will have the chance to change out a dozen seats.

We need something to offer.

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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 01:48:25 PM »
<<And, let’s be honest, his nights probably aren’t tied up with Mensa meetings. >>

Funniest line I've seen in quite a while. 

No disrespect to Brown, either, I don't know a thing about his IQ, and I have no idea if the crack was justified or not, it's just a great line.

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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 02:21:33 PM »
<<And, let’s be honest, his nights probably aren’t tied up with Mensa meetings. >>

Funniest line I've seen in quite a while. 

No disrespect to Brown, either, I don't know a thing about his IQ, and I have no idea if the crack was justified or not, it's just a great line.

how many Mensa meeting have you been to?

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 02:33:37 PM »
How is that any business of yours?

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2010, 09:43:14 PM »
<<And, let’s be honest, his nights probably aren’t tied up with Mensa meetings. >>

Funniest line I've seen in quite a while. 

No disrespect to Brown, either, I don't know a thing about his IQ, and I have no idea if the crack was justified or not, it's just a great line.

I heard a better one, though it has been many years and I can't remember who the candidate was:

"It must be nice for him not to ever have to worry about being bothered by those Rhodes Scholar people . . ."
Oh, for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention . . .

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2010, 09:47:18 PM »
How is that any business of yours?

OK none for you

how many for Coakley?
How many for the guy that wrote the article?
How many for Patrick Kennedy who kept calling Martha Coakley "Marcia"?
How many for Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Barney Scank?

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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2010, 10:06:16 PM »
<<How many for Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Barney Scank?>>

You can't be serious.  Obama owns Mensa.

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2010, 10:07:47 PM »
<<How many for Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Barney Scank?>>

You can't be serious.  Obama owns Mensa.

I would like to see the evidence on that.

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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2010, 10:21:58 PM »
That was my weak attempt at humour, plane, you don't need evidence to "prove" a joke, even a bad one.

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2010, 10:30:59 PM »
I didn't figure that you considered President BHO's intelligence a joke.

You are just inscrutable sometimes.

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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2010, 10:37:06 PM »
The joke had nothing to do with the intelligence of the Prez.  It was the idea that anyone challenged with failing to meet the Mensa standard would retort that he owns Mensa.  The humour was in the concept of anyone "owning" Mensa.


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