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kimba1

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« on: February 02, 2012, 01:49:51 AM »
just got back from my internet vacation. read twenty books and found a joke sitting in my email.


Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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it`ll take awhile for me to catch up here
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Re: howdy
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 03:54:40 AM »
Howdy Kimba....welcome back      8)
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 08:22:23 AM »
Thats funny Kimba!

Love.....Getcha Some!

Toby Keith - Getcha Some
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 05:17:42 PM »
0 to 200 in six seconds would require a motorcycled with a V8 at least. The Bugatti Veyron is the only thing that is likely to come even close. It is a pretty spendy ride at over a million, i think.


But yes, it is a funny joke.

Welcome back.
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Re: howdy
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 06:02:56 PM »
Quote from: Xavier_Onassis on February 02, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
0 to 20 in six seconds would require a motorcycled with a V8 at least.

i think i could do that in my big ole "suck this al gore" SUV!
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 08:31:27 PM »
I meant 0 to 200, of course.

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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 02:27:12 PM »
young man goes to a pharmacy and ask for condoms
pharmcist: which package you want?we have package of three,six,nine and twelve?
young man: Lets see... tonight i got a date with a very hot girl. We will eat with her parents and then go for a walk. I got a felling that we will have sex. And i am sure that if we start she will want more.So give me the twelve.
at night, the young man goes at girl's home kai sit to the table with their parent to eat. The young man insist to tell the prayer and all agree. He start to mumble the prayer and going on for 5 minutes.Girl duck to his side and whisper:
-You havrnt told me that you are so religious!
-And you didnt told me that your father is a pharmacist
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 03:08:33 PM »
ha ha Kimba.....good one!
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