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Plane

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Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« on: January 30, 2007, 11:52:34 PM »
Two Maggots Were Fighting In Dead Earnest.

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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 12:42:06 AM »
Two Maggots Were Fighting In Dead Earnest.
One maggot eats big Dick.

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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 01:11:50 AM »
Two Maggots Were Fighting In Dead Earnest.
One maggot eats big Dick.

How your alledged mind works.

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Shorter joke!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 06:19:01 PM »
Masochist:  Hurt me!
Sadist: No.[ ha ha ha hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo evil laughter optional].

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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 11:28:46 PM »
Cartoon Network promotional stunt.
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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 01:52:11 AM »

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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 12:09:23 AM »
How to tell that a cowboy is Canadian.


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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 08:00:47 PM »
How about Ogden Nash's poem "Maid's Day Off"

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Oh, for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention . . .

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Re: Know a shorter Joke than this ?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 03:22:03 PM »
 The majority is never right unless it includes me.


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