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[hnumpah]

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[fatman]

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That's pretty funny.  I saw a bumper sticker once that said "If the Rapture comes, grab my steering wheel".

[Xavier_Onassis]

I saw a bumper sticker once that said "If the Rapture comes, grab my steering wheel".

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I saw that too.
It seems to me that the guy who invented that slogan was not working with a full deck. It sort of suggests that someone grab the wheel while the car is in motion and the door is closed. Most likely locked as well.

Doing this would certainly take more than a modicum of practice.