Thousands of people consider cheeseburgers to be the perfect food.
"But times have changed for sailors these days.
When I'm in port I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris,
But that American creation on which I feed!
"Cheeseburger in paradise,
medium rare with mustard be nice
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
"I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer
"For my cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise"