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« on: June 13, 2008, 12:54:51 PM »
BUSH'S AMERICA: 100 PERCENT AL-QAIDA FREE SINCE 2001
by Ann Coulter http://www.anncoulter.com/
June 11, 2008

In a conversation recently, I mentioned as an aside what a great president George Bush has been and my friend was surprised. I was surprised that he was surprised.

I generally don't write columns about the manifestly obvious, but, yes, the man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents.

Produce one person who believed, on Sept. 12, 2001, that there would not be another attack for seven years, and I'll consider downgrading Bush from "Great" to "Really Good."

Merely taking out Saddam Hussein and his winsome sons Uday and Qusay (Hussein family slogan: "We're the Rape Room People!") constitutes a greater humanitarian accomplishment than anything Bill Clinton ever did -- and I'm including remembering Monica's name on the sixth sexual encounter.

But unlike liberals, who are so anxious to send American troops to Rwanda or Darfur, Republicans oppose deploying U.S. troops for purely humanitarian purposes. We invaded Iraq to protect America.

It is unquestionable that Bush has made this country safe by keeping Islamic lunatics pinned down fighting our troops in Iraq. In the past few years, our brave troops have killed more than 20,000 al-Qaida and other Islamic militants in Iraq alone. That's 20,000 terrorists who will never board a plane headed for JFK -- or a landmark building, for that matter.

We are, in fact, fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them at, say, the corner of 72nd and Columbus in Manhattan -- the mere mention of which never fails to enrage liberals, which is why you should say it as often as possible.

The Iraq war has been a stunning success. The Iraqi army is "standing up" (as they say), fat Muqtada al-Sadr --the Dr. Phil of Islamofascist radicalism -- has waddled off in retreat to Iran, and Sadr City and Basra are no longer war zones. Our servicemen must be baffled by the constant nay-saying coming from their own country.

The Iraqis have a democracy -- a miracle on the order of flush toilets in that godforsaken region of the world. Despite its newness, Iraq's democracy appears to be no more dysfunctional than one that would condemn a man who has kept the nation safe for seven years while deifying a man who has accomplished absolutely nothing in his entire life except to give speeches about "change."

(Guess what Bill Clinton's campaign theme was in 1992? You are wrong if you guessed: "bringing dignity back to the White House." It was "change." In January 1992, James Carville told Steve Daley of The Chicago Tribune that it had gotten to the point that the press was complaining about Clinton's "constant talk of change.")

Monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than a weekend with Anna Nicole Smith. According to a CNN report last week, for the entire month of May, there were only 19 troop deaths in Iraq. (Last year, five people on average were shot every day in Chicago.) With Iraqi deaths at an all-time low, Iraq is safer than Detroit -- although the Middle Eastern food is still better in Detroit.

Al-Qaida is virtually destroyed, surprising even the CIA. Two weeks ago, The Washington Post reported: "Less than a year after his agency warned of new threats from a resurgent al-Qaida, CIA Director Michael V. Hayden now portrays the terrorist movement as essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and on the defensive throughout much of the rest of the world, including in its presumed haven along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border."

It's almost as if there's been some sort of "surge" going on, as strange as that sounds.

Just this week, The New York Times reported that al-Qaida and other terrorist groups in Southeast Asia have all but disappeared, starved of money and support. The U.S. and Australia have been working closely with the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia, sending them counterterrorism equipment and personnel.

But no one notices when 9/11 doesn't happen. Indeed, if we had somehow stopped the 9/11 attack, we'd all be watching Mohammed Atta being interviewed on MSNBC, explaining his lawsuit against the Bush administration. Maureen Dowd would be writing columns describing Khalid Sheik Mohammed as a "wannabe" terrorist being treated like Genghis Khan by an excitable Bush administration.

We begin to forget what it was like to turn on the TV, see a tornado, a car chase or another Pamela Anderson marriage and think: Good -- another day without a terrorist attack.

But liberals have only blind hatred for Bush -- and for those brute American interrogators who do not supply extra helpings of b?arnaise sauce to the little darlings at Guantanamo with sufficient alacrity.

The sheer repetition of lies about Bush is wearing people down. There is not a liberal in this country worthy of kissing Bush's rear end, but the weakest members of the herd run from Bush. Compared to the lickspittles denying and attacking him, Bush is a moral giant -- if that's not damning with faint praise. John McCain should be so lucky as to be running for Bush's third term. Then he might have a chance.

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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 02:23:31 PM »
And Ann Coulter aside, US Vampire-Free since 2001 as well!

Huzzah!

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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 02:31:54 PM »
Can't help but notice that the #1 issue on Democrats minds on exit polls, during the 1st caucuses between Hillary, Edwards, and Oblather was that the War in Iraq was #1.  Now it's seems to have slipped all the way down to #4, if not lower.  I wonder why that is?  Couldn't possibly be because things are moving in such a positive direction now, could it??  naaaaaaaaaaa.  I mean, if that were the case, Bush might actually be getting cudos for his perseverence & patience, despite how poorly executed the post-Saddam planning was, and we CAN'T have that now, can we.
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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 02:49:03 PM »
And Ann Coulter aside, US Vampire-Free since 2001 as well!

Huzzah!

 :D

That is an interesting take on the situation, has there been a vampire problem  I didn't hear about?

There was definately a terrorist problem < surprise>I am surprised yoou didn't hear about it.

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 04:36:37 PM »
Juniorbush has also prevented us from being eaten by crocodiles and trampled by rogue hippopotomi.
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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2008, 04:53:38 PM »
Hm. I wonder if Ann Coulter would like to buy the Golden Gate Bridge. I've learned that they are tired of painting the damn thing all the time and want to dig a tunnel instead. I'm sure I could get her, and anyone else who thinks her column is spot on, in on a really good scrap metal deal.
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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2008, 05:15:58 PM »
>>And Ann Coulter aside, US Vampire-Free since 2001 as well!<<

I don't know about that. There are reports of bill1x1 taking little children by night.

That aside, don't you think you're lilttle joke is kind of ... well ... dumb? Vampires don't exist Brass. Really, they don't.

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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2008, 05:45:38 PM »
Hm. I wonder if Ann Coulter would like to buy the Golden Gate Bridge. I've learned that they are tired of painting the damn thing all the time and want to dig a tunnel instead. I'm sure I could get her, and anyone else who thinks her column is spot on, in on a really good scrap metal deal.

Her collum is spot on , and scrap metal is getting valuable as it requires energy to create new metal.

There was once a global reaching Al Queda , President Bush broke its back too well for it to be taken seriously anymore.

This is a grand success that must be discounted by tightly shut eyes.

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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2008, 06:24:33 PM »

scrap metal is getting valuable as it requires energy to create new metal.


For that very reason, so I am told, they are going to tear down the Eiffel Tower. Perhaps you'd like to get in early on bidding for the scrap metal?


There was once a global reaching Al Queda , President Bush broke its back too well for it to be taken seriously anymore.

This is a grand success that must be discounted by tightly shut eyes.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, Plane.
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2008, 07:57:39 PM »

scrap metal is getting valuable as it requires energy to create new metal.


For that very reason, so I am told, they are going to tear down the Eiffel Tower. Perhaps you'd like to get in early on bidding for the scrap metal?


There was once a global reaching Al Queda , President Bush broke its back too well for it to be taken seriously anymore.

This is a grand success that must be discounted by tightly shut eyes.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, Plane.

What you say isn't real , isn't real , because you say it isn't real?

Being reluctant to credit the President with his greatest succsess I would understand if you were n=more partizan , but yo arn't really that slanted.

How can you call terrorism unreal in the face of every bit of evidence?

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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2008, 09:02:41 PM »
That is an interesting take on the situation, has there been a vampire problem  I didn't hear about?

There was definately a terrorist problem < surprise>I am surprised yoou didn't hear about it.

Just more of that drive-by media not doing their jobs!

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Re: Bush's America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2008, 09:04:34 PM »
That aside, don't you think you're lilttle joke is kind of ... well ... dumb? Vampires don't exist Brass. Really, they don't.

Why don't just say you hate America and you want American children to become the UNDEAD!?!?!?

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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 10:05:07 PM »
Can we get Barak Obama to say that he doesn't take a terrorist threat seriously?

Whos'e vote would he loose if he said he did take it seriously?

If "Terrorism is a joke" becomes a part of the Democratic platform ,this election might not be so close after all.

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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2008, 11:28:14 PM »

What you say isn't real , isn't real , because you say it isn't real?


No. I'm just questioning this blind acceptance that we haven't had any more terrorist attacks because of President Bush. In other words, I am skeptical that what you say is real is real because you say it's real. It's like the episode of the Simpsons where the family is out camping, Homer credits the Bear Patrol with keeping the bears away, Lisa explains there is no Bear Patrol, and Homer wants to know how she explains that there are no bears around. (That is, in my faded memory it went something like that.) Saying there were no more terrorist attacks therefore President Bush is a great president simply isn't a substantial argument to anyone who doesn't already agree with it.


How can you call terrorism unreal in the face of every bit of evidence?


I am quite certain that I never called terrorism unreal. So I have absolutely no reason and no intention to answer your question.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 06:33:44 AM »

What you say isn't real , isn't real , because you say it isn't real?


No. I'm just questioning this blind acceptance that we haven't had any more terrorist attacks because of President Bush. In other words, I am skeptical that what you say is real is real because you say it's real. It's like the episode of the Simpsons where the family is out camping, Homer credits the Bear Patrol with keeping the bears away, Lisa explains there is no Bear Patrol, and Homer wants to know how she explains that there are no bears around. (That is, in my faded memory it went something like that.) Saying there were no more terrorist attacks therefore President Bush is a great president simply isn't a substantial argument to anyone who doesn't already agree with it.


How can you call terrorism unreal in the face of every bit of evidence?


I am quite certain that I never called terrorism unreal. So I have absolutely no reason and no intention to answer your question.

If Ypu are not calling it unreal then I have not understood you .

Al Queda attacked the US several times with a trend to escalate , without the actions of Preaident Bush they would have quit anyway?