Please never shine a laser onto an aircraft again not only do they not like that , they can arrest you for it.
I did not shine it into the cockpit. I was tired of the inconsiderate bastard hovering over my house with the whumpa whumpa whumpa for damn near an hour. It was not a serious laser, just a pen someone gave me.
I do not want a helicopter to fall on my house. But no one has the right to hover that close for that long. The fool probably did not even think about how much noise he was making, which is why he fleww off when he noted my displeasure.
This was five years ago, and they haven't done this since. The cops in Miami-Dade are useful only as a deterrence. They tend to treat people like sh*t and to my knowledge, have never solved a single burglary or car theft of anyone I know. They won't even take fingerprints. I drive carefully and do what they tell me to do, because I am not stupid. But they are useless at catching crooks.
I imagine that they are more useful at violent crimes, especially against rich people.
Once I was robbed. A shirtless Black guy carried a bicycle out of my yard, took it down the street and broke thee lock on it, then he rode off. I came close to nabbing him, but he was too fast.The cop said that in my place, he would "move the Hell away from I-95 and this neighborhood". I am not sure how he would do that on a cop's salary. Turns out he was renting. I told him that there was a guy on 102nd street that had a pile of bikes in his front yard and sold drugs. He got a call and went somewhere else, I don't think he even checked. It was a cheap bike, but I had a good description of it. It had one red tire, which should be easy to spot.
That time a guy
